This guy is Sikh. GET IT?!! YEAH?!! I'm smooth.
Ethan: I had a crazy dream last night.
Me: What was it about?
Ethan: I dreamed that our whole family except for me were 1 inch dwarfs.
Me: Me & and your Grandma already are midgets...?
Ethan: I was afraid of you guys getting lost in the carpet and getting sucked up by the vacuum.
Me: So how did you "protect" us then?
Ethan: I put all of you in a huge glass container with holes in it so you guys could breathe. And then I made you all miniature plates and furniture.
Me: STOP MAKING FUN OF HOW SHORT I AM ALREADY.
Ethan: And then when I took you and Grandma for a walk, ants attacked you and almost ripped your head off.
Me: Great. A midget AND headless. Thanks Ethan.
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