We like to party

A leg-less monk with his crazy ass spear

Conversation I just had with my son 1:59pm central time:

Me: Hi honey buns!

Ethan: Hello. I'm supposed to ask you if I can shoot a real arrow or a gun. Can I Mom? IT'S MY DREAM.

Me: What the?

Ethan: Oh, we're eating breakfast right now. A REAL MEXICAN breakfast.

Me: Ok.

Ethan: Can I call you back, in say, an hour? We're going to the commissary to buy ingredients to make a real home made meal.

Me: Uhhh...

Ethan: Okay bye!

I MISS YOU TOO, WEIRDO.