Revi

I watch a lot of TV. Also, play games on my DS. Sometimes I read. I suck at sleeping, and Q-tips are my favourite. Also, knitting. These are things I do every day.

My son on the other hand?

I was playing my DS last night, when Ethan put this in front of me:

Me: What is this?
Ethan: It's the Relic of the Sacred Founders scroll.
Me: The who?
Ethan: Write down a prayer and put it in here:

Ha. Didn't see that one coming.

About five minutes later, he comes back with this:

Me: Why'd you rip it up?!

Ethan: You have to. Then it's burned so when the smoke goes to heaven your prayer is answered.

Me: Where in the...

At this point he ignored me, bowed to the box and then set it down on the table.

I turned that thing in the middle around and found this:

And this:

Ah, the ancient scroll. It all makes sense now. 

But not really.

Excuse me while go read the dictionary.