Shooting Arrows

So I came home to this set up in our living room:

A parade perhaps?

Uh, okay...NOT a parade.

Oh shit, King Arthur is apparently running this show.

What in the...

Dang! Why they gotta put all the Filipinos in the back of the line? That's messed.

Here is what is ACTUALLY going on:

Me: What is going on up in here?
Ethan: It's a funeral train.
Me: Who's?
Ethan: Pope Sixtus the V. One of the holiest popes. I blessed everyone with Holy Water.
Me: I'm hungry.
Ethan: You're rude, this is the holiest funeral procession.
Me: PEACE!